A couple days ago, I went by my sister’s house and she told me that she had run into Nancy recently. We’ve known her for years, but don’t always stay in touch. Anyway, Nancy is now divorced and looking to get back in the dating pool. The problem? She was young, slim, and fit when she got married. Now it’s 12 years and 3 kids later and she’s fat and in her mid thirties. She doesn’t know how to find a man to love her as she is. My sister asked me if I knew any single men that might be interested.

So here is the deal. Men love voluptuous women. We love fucking fat girls. A lot of us even prefer big women. But we don’t necessarily want to be seen dating them. Exceptions can absolutely be made, but then with the kids thrown in there and newly divorced? Sorry, ladies. We’ll happily volunteer to be fuck buddies, but you’ve got more baggage than most single men want to carry. Your best bet if you’re looking for a real relationship is to find a fat single dad. Cook for him and show you’re good for his kids. Maybe clean his house. Then he might want you to stay for more than the night.

My sister didn’t like it when I told her that. Am I wrong though?

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